Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Two Cups, One Guy
When I first looked at this "self-help" device I was mildly amused. At the time these disposable cups, which the seller so gently and euphemistically describes as an "adult novelty concept" were only available in Japan.
Well, score one for American ingenuity and free enterprise, since it looks like they are now available in the good ol' US of A. And at the bargain price of 2 fer $35,with free shipping and handling. Well, actually, you're kinda' responsible for the handling if you catch my drift.
Ultimately my initial amusement was displaced by slimy revulsion after I watched the YouTube clip of it's features and benefits. Probably NOT the future of masturbation as they claim. On the other hand, if you want to argue that the future of mental masturbation is blogging, then you would have my wholehearted agreement.
But since we're on this topic, it seems like the perfect time for the wit and wisdom of Louis CK on the subject: