A NSFW (but oh so true) ditty about
Sarah Palin with subtitles so that you can join in on the fun! Canada never looked better.
And from
Things Sarah Palin Can Name comes "
Other Differences Between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull":
Kids are missing teeth
Can’t lick private parts
Embarrasses children by screaming at games
Can drive a car
Opposable thumbs
Sleeps with postal carrier instead of biting
Less nipples
Flirts with coach
Understands strategy behind left wing lock