Just one of many Hollywood Muppets
, a piece pointing out the similarities between our fuzzy friends and some famous celebs. Who knew that Fozzie Bear was related to Steven Wright? What a perfect excuse to review some of Steven's observations:Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
My uncle was a clown for Ringling Bros. Circus, and when he died, all his friends came in one car.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?