Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
The good folks at BurnTees have some of the funnier t-shirts around. But when I discovered their New Jersey tees I may have found the first acquisition for my summer wardrobe. Although Staten Island has much going for it, it's most valued contribution is to boost NJ's self-esteem. And in case anyone asks the proverbial question, it's 10 and 131.