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Your kids will be the envy of the neighborhood once you get them this Titanic Adventure Slide (VIA Nerd Approved)!! Their little faces will light up with glee as they slide down the 50 foot incline to the icy waters below. I can hardly think of a better way to pay respect to the tragic loss of over 1500 lives than by turning it into a children's play toy.

Afterwards, you'll probably want to feed those hungry rug-rats by firing up some hot dogs on your new "Space Shuttle Challenger BBQ Grill". Maybe you can chow down on some delicious "Irish Potato Famine French Fries" as well while you are out on the deck, bathed in the warm glow of your "Chernobyl Patio Lights". And of course, no "Kids Party From Hell" would be complete without entertainment from Pogo The Clown!

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