Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
owe some of his success to Star Trek alumnus Jeri Ryan. Her ex-husband Jack (no, NOT the Tom Clancy one) was running for Congress in '04 when the records from their divorce proceedings became public, which included details about his attempts to force her to have public sex in swingers clubs. He dropped out of the race soon after this revelation and was replaced by Alan Keyes, who Obama defeated in a landslide.