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Monday, January 21, 2008
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Just in time for Valentine's Day, Blimp TV brings us the classic sounds of Love Gods Of The Far Right Wing. AND if you ORDER NOW, they will throw in Meet The Neocons featuring the definitive collection of the greatest hits from the Bush administration at no extra charge!
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