John's Blog

A panda walks into a restaurant and he orders a sandwich. He scarfs it down and when he gets the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it into the air several times, then walks out the front door. Another befuddled diner turns to a waiter and asks, "What was that all about?" The waiter responded, "That's just the way pandas are," and walked away.

Clueless about what a panda was, he goes home that night he looks up "panda" in the dictionary and what he finds explains everything: "Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."