Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Not everybody can pull off the wet t-shirt/cold day look like Pam Anderson without some additional help, although it would be silly not to acknowledge that Pam has had a bit of help along the way. But if you want to garner the same kind of eye-popping attention, these Fake Nipples may just be what you were looking for to make a point. Although I'm tempted to paraphrase Ralphie's father in A
Christmas Story and warn, "you'll put an eye out, kid!"!