Leave it to the internet to take a wonderful moment like the recent
Miss Teen USA Contestant from South Carolina being stupified by a question (
or you could watch the animated version) and make it better. I'm sure
her parents were proud.

Up till now, the huge problem of
Map Deprivation went unrecognized, but no longer. And this
Tube Map for Miss SC (
VIA Morning Toast blog) should pretty much clear up any lingering confusion.
We should all just be grateful that they didn't ask her to READ any maps, because if she had to give directions to
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu,
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, or
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, I'm afraid her head may have exploded.