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Friday, August 31, 2007

Geek Humor

Just a few of The Best Geek Quotes:

  • There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
  • Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
  • 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
  • I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
  • I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
  • The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
  • A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
  • Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  • Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny


    • And David Pogue introduces us to The Next Generation of Online Shorthand. Assuming that you've mastered the basics like LOL, IMHO, BRB, and AFK then you're ready for the next level...

  • GI -- Google it
  • MOP -- Mac or PC?
  • FCAO -- five conversations at once
  • IIOYT -- is it on YouTube?
  • DYFH -- did you Facebook him/her?
  • BIOI -- buy it on iTunes
  • CMOS -- call me on Skype
  • GGNUDP -- gotta go, no unlimited data plan
  • WLF -- with the lady friend
  • JUOC -- jacked up on caffeine
  • 12OF -- twelve-o'clock flasher (refers to someone less than competent with technology, to the extent that every appliance in the house flashes "12:00")
  • SML -- send me the link
  • RHB -- read his/her blog
  • MBLO -- much better-looking online
  • KYST -- knew you'd say that
  • NBL -- no battery left
  • WIWYA -- when I was your age
  • NIWYM -- no idea what you mean
  • IGAT -- I've got abbreviations, too
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    3 Comments:

    Oh great. I'm one of those 12OF's. I think it's all the handguns and tequila...
    Blogger Neil Shakespeare, at 12:31 AM  
    SDIGTRFC -- Sounds dangerous; I'm going to run for cover!
    Blogger JM, at 9:17 AM  
    I always wondered what an ethernet was....
    Blogger Blank, at 2:48 PM  

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