Just a few of The Best Geek Quotes
:There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
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I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
And David Pogue introduces us to The Next Generation of Online Shorthand
. Assuming that you've mastered the basics like LOL, IMHO, BRB, and AFK then you're ready for the next level...GI -- Google it
MOP -- Mac or PC?
FCAO -- five conversations at once
IIOYT -- is it on YouTube?
DYFH -- did you Facebook him/her?
BIOI -- buy it on iTunes
CMOS -- call me on Skype
GGNUDP -- gotta go, no unlimited data plan
WLF -- with the lady friend
JUOC -- jacked up on caffeine
12OF -- twelve-o'clock flasher (refers to someone less than competent with technology, to the extent that every appliance in the house flashes "12:00")
SML -- send me the link
RHB -- read his/her blog
MBLO -- much better-looking online
KYST -- knew you'd say that
NBL -- no battery left
WIWYA -- when I was your age
NIWYM -- no idea what you mean
IGAT -- I've got abbreviations, too