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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

A Fun Time

Never having been to a bachelorette party, I have no idea what goes on there. But the seller claims that these Dicky Finger Puppets are a "MUST" for your next bachelorette party. Sure, these cute little guys would add much to any x-rated puppet show, but for my money I prefer the male tradition of booze and strippers. To each his own, I guess although the puppets DO come with 15 free minutes of pay per minute porn.

But the really disturbing thing is that they bear more than a passing resemblance to the old standard Sea-Monkeys, or at least the cute little animated version that populates the ads you used to find in the back of comic books.
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|| JM, 12:05 AM

4 Comments:

Did you ever have any sea monkeys? I did. I think they are brine shrimp or something but I had those tiny little things that wriggled around in the water.
Blogger pissed off patricia, at 11:20 AM  
Add those to the list of things I've wanted but never had. It's just as well, because I probably would have been heartbroken to find that they weren't as cute as the ads made them out to be.

My wife encourages me to obtain the things that were denied me in my youth, but sea-monkeys and a '74 Karmann-Ghia just aren't the same if I get them now.
Blogger JM, at 1:40 PM  
I'm all about a sea-monkey. I use to love those ads in comic books. As for penis puppets....um....gross, but that's just me. :)
Blogger Liz, at 9:28 PM  
I was denied the sea monkey too. I still want to see them w/my own eyes.
Blogger Mary, at 7:55 AM  

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