This fanny pack, as found at Best Dog Gear, Ever
is wrong on so many levels. Although the "Bowlingual Dog Translator"
surpasses it in the silly department, and the "Petspa"
looks far crueler.
But if being strapped on like an accessory isn't humiliating enough, then be sure to outfit Rover in this ridiculously silly sporty fleece hoody pullover
for those jaunts on cooler days.