Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Abe Lincoln once said “The time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.” I'm not sure if he would think that one of these Orange Flavored Lincoln Head Pops might be one of those times, or not. But as Honest Abe put it "For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like."