Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
A great idea from After Downing Street is Peaches For Pelosi. Just print up the JPEG, glue it to a can of peaches, slap $2.50 in postage on it, and mail it to Nancy Pelosi to show your support for Impeachment. Hopefully, it's not too late for a wake-up call.