Thanks to the good folks at Archie McPhee, you can get this Asian candy treat Tasty Tuna Tidbits
shipped to your home or office! Probably an acquired taste, this mix of tuna, sugar, and soy sauce emits an odor best described as "like when my goldfish died when I was on vacation."
Makes you reach for the ol' credit card, doesn't it?
A more practical snacking choice might be these gummy lips
that offer a tasty alternative to those botox treatments all the rage these days, or that questionable procedure where they redistributing the fat from your butt into your lips.