Although just vaporware at this point, The Alien Abduction Lamp
) would make an attractive addition to your home or office. Designed to appeal to the Sci-Fi geek in all of us, the hidden light source in the UFO illuminates the windows and abduction beam, filling your room with an unearthly glow.
Perhaps its' best feature is that it was designed to allow for interchangeable aliens at the window, and abductees in the tractor beam. I'd like to see it outfitted with Nancy Pelosi on the saucer, and with Dubya being wisk away to make the world a safer place. Since apparently, only in the world of fantasy will we see Democrats actually offering up action and resistance. Feel free to make up your own anal probe jokes.