Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Let me make you privy to a cautionary tale via the best of craigslist about proper cellphone usage. Although the problem would give me an opportunity to visit with Jo The Plumber, one of the sexiest professionals out there, with or without the traditional fashion statement they have been associated with.
~Liz