Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it's superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.And just to beat a dead horse, did you hear the one about the blonde who was brimming with satisfaction that she just finished putting together a jigsaw puzzle and it took her six months to do so? She proudly pointed to the box, which was labeled "18 months to 3 years"!
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcasted the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the porch, sat down on the steps put her face in her hands and moaned:
"I come home to find all my possessions stolen."
"I call the police for help, and what do they do?"
"They send me a BLIND policeman!"