Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Or maybe, it will just make you nuts. This example of one of Seven Laughable Warning Labels advises us on how to use Scrubbing Bubbles: "DO NOT USE FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE"! So just how do you propose we reach those out of the way areas? It's certainly not the first time that they've gone and ruined a good thing.