Perhaps your household could use the touch of class that this vintage, hand painted M' f'er Plate
(VIA Nerd Approved - Gadgets and Gizmos
) provides? "This 9" vintage English porcelain plate has a fluted edge and a slightly worn pattern- not that you even notice when the statement's so eye-catching- ahem!"
Probably perfect for those meals where you eat by the glow of the beer mug lamp