Perhaps your household could use the touch of class that this vintage, hand painted
M' f'er Plate (
VIA Nerd Approved - Gadgets and Gizmos) provides?
"This 9" vintage English porcelain plate has a fluted edge and a slightly worn pattern- not that you even notice when the statement's so eye-catching- ahem!" Probably perfect for those meals where you eat by the glow of the
beer mug lamp.