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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Bumper Sticker Wisdom

Since I'm too lazy to come up with anything, a few thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:

  • Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
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