Anybody in the mood for a little
Sarcasm?
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness.
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Better living through denial.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
And which dwarf are you?
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
Anybody in the mood for a little Sarcasm?
Power Reference
~Liz
"Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose"