John's Blog

Most blogs try to end the week with something positive, or at least something "warm & fuzzy" like "pet blogging". Not here, not today. Welcome to "offensive Friday". At least these erotic cakes from Masturbakers qualify as something sweet.

But my biggest WTF moment came when I saw that this "Tommy Lee" cake is categorized as "small"? Apparently it's because he only feeds 12, as opposed to the "John Holmes", which can feed 25! And be sure to plan ahead (no pun intended), since all cakes take three days advance notice. If your cake lasts longer than four hours, please seek immediate medical attention.

If you seek other enhancements of the non-edible kind, these Do-It-Yourself Crotch Bulges may help you make that all important first impression. Or you could "share the wealth" and Clone-A-Willy for a friend or loved one.

And if you haven't visited with The Pants Whisperer set aside time for a consultation. I'll ignore my normal distaste for viral marketing, thanks to some funny stuff like the penis name generator, and dickorations to be found there.

Tags: strange products, sex, humor