Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Far too many times at work I just blurt out whatever half baked smart assed remark that crosses my mind. So you can be assured that any time the subject of badges for employees are mentioned I've got to perform my rendition of "Badges? We don't need no steeenking badges!" It's only a matter of time till I get smacked. Till then, I can peruse the Stinking Badges Home Page, containing a huge listing of references to what is probably one of the most quoted (and misquoted) lines in movie history.