Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Touted as a way to "keep your pet company while you're gone" The Chatterbowl offers you the opportunity to record a ten second message that will play every time your pet takes a drink. Seems much more likely that this will satisfy the pet owners guilt over leaving their "best friend" alone, than actually providing any real comfort to the pet, but what do I know?