John's Blog

Crikey, this just seems like a really BAD idea. Although this was put in motion before his untimely passing the Crocodile Hunter action figure seems in questionable taste. At least the accessories don't include a toy sting ray.

But as horrible as this idea is, the thought that I can't get out of my head after viewing the picture of the doll is much worse. Let's hope the doll isn't anatomically correct, particularly if the traditionally accepted Shoe Size-Penis Size Relationship proves to be correct.

And on a personal level (or at least what passes for one here) a small confession on a related matter. I can't help recalling the annual elementary school field trip to Washington, D.C to visit The Smithsonian. Although I risk creating the impression that I'm obsessed with the subject, I was always the rabble-rouser child who led the quest to find where John Dillinger's penis was displayed. Way back then, we didn't have the internet to find out that this is yet another urban legend.

Tags: strange products, pointless rambling