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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

LOL...

McSweeney's: Suggestions for a Proposed National Code of Health Emoticons and Abbreviations for Instant Messenger
?AB? alcoholic blackout
SHOT shot
AR allergic reaction
IJOD I just overdosed
STD STD
B3D burn, third degree
HA heart attack
ROTFC rolling on the floor choking
RFLOTL renal failure likely owing to lifestyle
====> stabbed or hit by an arrow
BOBHCS being overcome by hazardous chemical spill
PSND poisoned
SBKBPWMS slowly being killed by parent with Munchausen syndrome
MPOS Munchausen parent over shoulder

Then again, you could just go with the more traditional internet slang.
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|| JM, 9:34 AM

1 Comments:

I want the t-shirt with ITMFA and a picture of Bush. Wonder how long I would live here in Rethug country.
Blogger Peacechick Mary, at 4:20 PM  

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