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Monday, January 01, 2007

Bullet-point Wisdom

Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis:
  • Indecision is the key to flexibility.
  • You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
  • There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
  • Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  • Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
  • Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
  • Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
  • All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
  • If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
  • There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
  • This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
  • Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
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