Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
One of the tacky and overdone things that you commonly see at Christmas are those people who insist on putting a wreath on the grill of their car. But now, you can "deck the car with reindeer antlers" with these Revved Up Reindeer Antlers. Fa la la la la. Also, includes a giant plush nose, just to make sure you make the point and the mood is set properly.
Loved the pulp xmas. Rudolph will never be the same.