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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Poetic Twist

The Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form

These limericks are carefully drafted;
No rhyme has been cobbled or grafted.
Each poem defines
A new word in five lines.
They're amusingly, lovingly crafted.

An on-line dictionary with over thirty-five thousand limericks, organized by topic and author, with a goal of writing at least one limerick for each and every word in the English language!

However, I got the following questionable search results to the query "Limericks on Nantucket": "None found. No matching limericks found for nantucket. Did you mean: Ananke anklet antinuke antiquate antiquity antiulcer auklet bandicoot banket benedict bucket Canuck?" No I really DID meant Nantucket. In the spirit of the holiday season, I'll stick to a clean one (although you can find some NSFW ones here):

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
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|| JM, 3:07 PM

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