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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Workin' It


"Office Space" Recut offers an alternative vision of the classic flick done up as a thriller.

And from Lots of Jokes comes a few useful suggestions you can use around the office:

  • If you don’t know what it is, call it an ‘issue’…
  • If you don’t know how it works, call it a ‘process’…
  • If you don’t know whether its worth doing, call it an ‘option’…
  • If you don’t know how it could possibly be done call it a ‘challenge’ or an ‘exciting opportunity’…
  • If you don’t know how to do something, ‘empower’ someone else to do it for you…
  • Never criticize or boast, call it ‘information sharing’…
  • Never call something a failure or mistake, its a ‘positive learning experience’…
  • A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt…
  • It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you’re going to do…
  • If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it…
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