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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Pun Stuff!

Silly Puns (a redundant name if I've ever heard of one) provides the following:
  • Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
  • Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.
  • When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
  • A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
  • I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
  • Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
  • A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
  • This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Four bucks," says the bartender. "Put it on my bill."
  • Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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    || JM, 8:19 AM

    1 Comments:

    Wow those are...erm..."entertaining". ;)
    Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:39 PM  

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