Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Area 404 catalogs some of the most unique and creative "page not found" messages on the web.Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!"
Quoth the server, "404".