Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
It often occurs to me that I sometimes skim things too quickly as I poke my way through the web. As I glanced at the headline "Microwave Cloaking is Now a Reality" my first take was that Microsoft had invented a cloaking device. Like that wouldn't suck badly and work out much like this? I need to pay a bit more attention to the details.