Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
What good news it is to hear that we are being "encouraged" to dress up for Halloween at work....NOT! I'll get into it for a party, but I'm never a fan of forced frivolity in a place of employment and I'm not looking forward to this. Maybe it's not too late to take the day off. Or maybe I could just wear THIS costume and hope that I get sent home.