John's Blog

They believe insurgents are intensifying attacks against US soldiers to influence November's mid-term elections." Were we (gasp) that obvious? For the uninformed, you have absolutely no idea how hard it is contacting the dozens of different factions fighting each other in Iraq, and convincing them to put aside their differences for a month so that they may more effectively kill our American soldiers. Trust me, I didn't think we would ever succeed at that. But hard work and perseverance paid off, we are now on track to exceed all expectations. And it would appear that it's having it's desired affect. Voters are becoming disenchanted with Republicans and the Iraq war.

Bill OReiley also caught on to us. The other day he made the comment: "Now, the reason North Korea is causing trouble is that it wants to influence the November election. As we discussed last week, Iran's doing the same thing in Iraq -- ramping up the violence so Americans will turn against the Bush administration. That is not a partisan statement. It is a fact." I'm not sure how Bill figured it out but he's right. And I have to tell you, convincing a nutjob such as Kim to accelerate his nuclear bomb program to coincide with the November elections was about the hardest thing we ever did. That too was worth the effort. I mean, just look at the latest polls on Bush. He's in the tanks, thanks in no small part to our Comrade Kim who sacraficed thousands of workers to detonate an atomic bomb just to help the Democrats cause.

The crowning glory though, happened right here in our back yard. Turning Mark Foley into a pedophile, telling Hastert about it years ago, then keeping the whole thing quiet till Nov. 06 was a juggling act that you just can't appreciate unless you were involved. I can't count the times Hastert wanted to go public and censure Foley over the last few years. Even now, I'm not sure how we pulled that one off.

Why am I telling you all this? Guilt, I suppose....... I don't want all my conservative friends laying awake nights wondering if this was indeed a conspiracy. Of course it was. You don't think all this was random chance......... do you?