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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Car Or Wife?

Keepers of Lists: Things You Can Say About Your Car, Not Your Wife:
I got it from a good friend of mine.
Wanna take it for a spin?
The best ride i have ever had!
It's good but it's old...
You can use mine, while I'm out of town.
I keep pumping it, but it won't turn over.
Nice Headlights
Time to trade the ol' girl in for a new one
She may be old and not much to look at, but damn what a ride.
I have to get that high-pitched whining noise fixed.
Its got big trunk space.
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|| JM, 9:46 AM

1 Comments:

Yeah, that "old girl" comment might lose you a gonad or two if used in the wrong context. ;)
Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:25 AM  

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