Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
One of these days I'm going to order one of these Obsessive Compulsive Action Figures. As soon that is that I can stop double and triple checking that I've locked all the doors and turned off the iron. This attractive vinyl action figure comes with gloves, mask, and pre-moistened hypo-allergenic towelette to insure a germ free transaction and to insure his safety.