Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Shaun Alexander. After appearing on the cover of this years' Madden video game, an injury in Sunday's game will have him missing the rest of the season with a broken foot. Although "Alexander believes in prayer, not curses" that doesn't seem to have been enough to have him avoid the same fate that's befallen every one that has appeared on the game's cover since Madden stopped appearing on it in 2000.