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Fear Factor Gross-Out Gummy Platters
From the "is this really necessary?" department comes these tasty candy assortments in the following varieties:

Gross-Out Gummy Pig-Out Platter: With Yummy Pig Parts!

Gross-Out Gummy Spaghetti: Slimy candy worms with candy coagulated blood balls!

Gross-Out Gummy Pizza: Crunchy candy fish eyes, worms, and stinky cheese.

Gross-Out Gummy Breakfast: Candy liquified protein shake, duck egg, and silkworm cereal.

More like a "trick" than a "treat" these would be perfect for serving to people who you just can't alienate using more traditional methods. Myself, I'll just stick my head in the garbage can and sniff if I feel the need to get nauseous. But if I want to get a candy that really sends a message, I think I'll opt for these Mini Dickmann's Choclates instead.

Tags: candy, gross