Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
If you have any sense, you won't touch this post with a ten foot pole. For no apparent reason I started to think about the various meanings and uses of the word "pole" and started surfing and searching, ultimately resulting in this giant A.D.D. linkdump:
I'll not touch a ten foot pole. Nope, no way.
But building a stripper pole, exactly who does that?