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I haven't done the old Tuesday Is Chooseday thing for a long time, so why not?
Would you rather:

1. cover all your food in barbeque sauce OR eat everything with a toothpick?
   
2. know how to throw a lasso with perfect accuracy OR be an expert trombonist?
   
3. smell like pickles OR walk like a penguin?
   
4. touch your finger to your nose everytime somebody says the word "know" OR laugh uncontrollably whenever somebody says the word "but"?

As much as I love BBQ sauce, I'm sure I'd grow sick of it, so eating with a toothpick becomes the easy choice. It would probably make me slow down and eat less which wouldn't be a bad thing at all. And since I used to play trumpet, and dabbled at the trombone once or twice I'd have to opt for the expert musical skill. I don't see myself walking like a penguin, and really...who DOESN'T like pickles? But the final choice is the easiest, since who wouldn't choose to laugh?

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