Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Nothing better to spice up a boring day than to read a few pieces of hate mail sent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. "I hope your genitals fall off and are eaten by three-legged mice". Wow, I'm not sure which branch of Christianity that came from. And in the trenches, the battle over intelligent design continues.
I mean, I know it's a spoof but that's about all I know.