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If you want to find a way to better bond with your dog, perhaps this
Kooky Chew Human Dog Food will be the solution. Containing tasty crunchy cookie bits in the shape of dog food with a candy dog bone for desert, you'll feel like one of the pack in no time.

And be sure to check out the related The Dog Ate My Homework; an attempt to add some legitimacy to the world's oldest and lamest excuse. The innovative new product combines authentic looking dog poo with fragments of homework mixed in. It may not work any better than the traditional unembellished version, but I'll venture a guess that you'll get at least partial credit.