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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say:

"Red.........................cherry,"

"Yellow...................lemon,"

"Green......................"lime"

"Orange.....................orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"