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The company that makes Dickies jeans is retooling their product so that they will be producing Jeans That Stay Up. With a design that includes a lower waist and a more generous seat, the result is that they won't slip down when you bend over.

This certainly isn't the first time this problem has been addressed. But if this catches on, future generations may be denied the opportunity to see the kinda ass cleavage we know as "plumber's crack". Another tradition discarded in the name of progress; sad, so very sad.