Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....Teach him to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks!
Dribbleglass brings us some Monopoly Cards We'd Like To See. And while we are living in fantasy-land, how 'bout a quick game of Dabo, one of the list of fictional games as recounted by Wikipedia. My favorite (of course) would have to be Edna Krabopoly (a fictionalised version of Monopoly).