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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Do You Like Piña Coladas?

McSweeney's: Alternatives,Should You Not Like Piña Coladas and Getting Caught in the Rain
  • Red wine and bitterly fighting with depression
  • Beer and throwing punches at the sports arena
  • Protein shakes and feeling the burn
  • Heroin and overdosing on the couch
  • Cocaine and hunching over a public toilet
  • Ham sandwiches and sitting in the park
    • || JM, 8:23 PM

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