John's Blog

Ah, the morning run. A time for reflective, contemplative thought on a wide range of topics that just happen to pop into my head. One of the paths I went down during today's work out was when a truck passed me that had "Hispanic Landscaping" written on the side. This may have been someone's idea of a joke, or it may have been a refreshingly honest piece of truth in advertising, I'm really not sure. But it got me thinking of just how much fun it might be to get into the landscaping business.

I'd have to find the right partner to justify this, but I've got the perfect name already picked out: S & M Landscaping. A quick search on Google shows that it's already been done, but I doubt that they have taken advantage of the tremendous potential this would give you for uniforms and ad slogans. The possibilities are almost endless:

Let us whip your lawn into submission.

We'll take the pain out of lawn care and put it where it belongs.

Our fetish is your perfect lawn.

Our lawn specialist Marquis De Sod will have your grass looking great.

BDSM: B..etter D..emand S..ome M..ulch!

Like to Watch (your lawn being cut)? Then Call Us!

You'll Be Humiliated By The Great Job We Do!

Don't Be Bound By Fear Of Lawncare.